Clowns are supposed to make people happy, but MEWL wrestlers know that the self-proclaimed Hardcore King is nothing to laugh at. This former Hardcore Champ held the belt longer than anyone else has, and with his partner Psycho and manager Time Traveler behind him, he is sure to gain more success in the future. When you hear that high-pitched, hyena-like cackle explode from Durty's toothless mouth, someone is going to get hurt.